Our toilet tank was filling really slowly.
Just a trickle of water every time we flushed. Annoying, sure — but also weird. I asked my husband, Mark, to check it out. He promised he would.
But days passed. Then a week.
“Still not fixed,” I said one morning, jiggling the handle. “Should I just call a plumber?”
Mark immediately stiffened. “No,” he said quickly, *too* quickly. “I told you, I’ll take care of it. It’s just… really fragile. You could break something if you open it up.”
That struck me as odd. He’d never been this defensive over plumbing before. And yet every time I brought it up, he got tense.
By week two, I was officially suspicious.
So one afternoon, while he was at work and the kids were at school, I grabbed a pair of gloves and gently lifted the tank lid.
**And froze.**
Inside wasn’t just water and rusty parts. No. Sitting in a sealed, plastic-wrapped container duct-taped to the inside wall of the tank was a **thick wad of cash** — bundles of \$100 bills.
My hands started shaking. I pulled it out. It was soaked around the edges, but still dry in the center. I counted. It was nearly **\$20,000**.
What. The. Hell?
At first, I thought maybe he was in trouble. Or doing something illegal. My heart raced with possibilities — gambling? Drugs? Worse?
I sat down on the edge of the tub and stared at the money, trying to make sense of it.
Then I did something I wasn’t proud of.
I searched our closet.
In the back, hidden behind winter coats we hadn’t touched in years, I found a second duffel bag.
Inside: More cash. Receipts from pawn shops. An old Rolex. My grandmother’s engagement ring — the one I thought I had lost years ago.
My blood went cold.
That night, when Mark came home, I didn’t say a word. I simply placed the container of money on the kitchen table and waited.
He walked in, saw it, and froze.
“That’s not what it looks like,” he muttered.
“Then tell me *exactly* what it is.”
Turns out, for the past two years, Mark had been pawning valuables — not just his stuff, but **mine** — and **hoarding the money in the toilet tank**. He said it started with a few items to cover “emergencies,” but then it became some weird, twisted “rainy day stash.” He didn’t trust banks, apparently. Or me, for that matter.
I asked one question: “What were you saving it for?”
His answer? “I don’t know. Just in case I ever needed to… leave.”
That was it.
I packed a bag for *him*.
I fixed the toilet myself the next day — and called a locksmith.
Now the tank fills quickly, the water runs clear, and there are no secrets lurking in the bathroom.
And the best part? I opened my own bank account.
With *exactly* \$20,000 in it.