Wife Calls A Husband.

**H**: “Hello?”

**W**: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

**H**: “Yes.”

**W**: “Great! I’m at the mall, two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?”

**H**: “What’s the price?”

**W**: “Only $1,500.”

**H**: “Well, OK, go ahead and get it if you like it that much.”

**W**: “Ah, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2024

models. I found one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price… And since we need to exchange the BMW we bought last year…”

Husband: “What price did he quote you?”

Wife: “Only $90,000.”

Husband: “OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.”

Wife: “Great! But before we hang up, there’s one more thing…”

Husband: “What?”

Wife: “It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and stopped by the real estate agent this morning. I saw the house we looked at last year. It’s on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, an acre of park area, beachfront property.”

Husband: “How much are they asking?”

Wife: “Only $450,000 – a magnificent price! And I see we have enough in the bank to cover it…”

Husband: “Well, go ahead and buy it, but just offer $420,000, OK?”

Wife: “OK, sweetie. Thanks! I’ll see you later! I love you!”

Husband: “Bye… I love you too.”

The man hangs up, closes the phone’s flap, raises his hand, and asks everyone present: “Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”